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    • Order NOW!!! Buy NOW and SAVE!!!
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      Expect to see this fucking TV ad relentlessly here in the Godforsaken Bible Belt of the fucking failing USA. The idiocy espoused in the manner done in the ad came close to inducing nausea within my essence and a pondering that religiosity is the bane of logical minds immersed within the massive idiocy of brainwashed buffoons.

      Fuck.
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  • GruntledX
    • 26-REASONS to bring GUNS to CHURCH
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  • Aagaard
    • It's Sunday, so time for a Jesus pic.
      Amen bro. Had written a long post earlier 'bout this but decided to save to drafts, as am ripped and lazy.

      I think he was white, not even ethnically jew, but maybe of mixed race/religion. Zoarastrian from Persia, when they were more Caucasian(from Steppes of Mongolia, or Georgia, where the whites evolved).

      Prolly had darkish hair, but may hav been reddish.

      Too ripped to make argument now, but the idea of Sub-Saharan Jesus is just bunk.

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  • deployableX
    • Swedish Man Prosecuted For Assaulting Muslims with Bacon
      this horrible person ate bacon and called some moslem women names (while they swore at him)..OMG wow shucks ohdear

      a little excessive considering that the only thing a moslem man does is rape, beat and kill infidel childern and women (they are scared of the men). (do a Google search on "moslem rape epidemic europe" to get thousands of stories.

      actually the real epidemic is the moslem population who toleratest and encourages sexual slavery, pedophilia, rapes and murders of nonmoslems by their brothers and fathers.. islam needs to be exterminated.
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    • > 10/15/2017 06:30 PM : kenek
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    • Banks went through parts of conversion to Judaism, her husband's faith
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Banks#Personal_life

      "Banks met her husband, sportswriter and producer Max Handelman,[40] on her first day at college on September 6, 1992. They were married in 2003.[41] She and her husband had their first child, Felix, who was born through a surrogate in March 2011.[42] In November 2012, Banks announced the birth of another son, Magnus Mitchell, also by surrogate.[43]

      Banks went through parts of conversion to Judaism, her husband's faith, and studied with rabbis. In 2013, speaking of her religion, she stated that she practices Judaism, though "I did not have my mikveh, so technically I'm not converted", but that she has "been essentially a Jew for like 15 years", adding "Frankly, because I'm already doing everything [practicing religious rituals], I feel like I'm as Jewish as I'm ever going to be"."

      Any thoughts on if somebody wanting to break into and then excel in the entertainment industry could possibly do the "become a Jew" thing so as to improve their odds of success???
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  • GruntledX
    • Hey, Christards, NOTHING happened yesterday. NOW WHAT?
      I didn't think that Christians thought the world was going to end.

      In fact, the Bible specifically says nobody will know the time.

      Matthew 24:36: But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.

      Every lunatic that spouts religious apocalyptic nonsense isn't a Christian.
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    • Anyone attend a Catholic church?
      [quote]..[/quote]That, and the fact that any hot young boys who come up for Communion get a "roofie" Eucharist and wake up later with a sore ass.
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