• "Bagggghuuuur," lisped the impossibly skeletal AIDS victim, face a lacquerd skull atop loose turtleneck collar. "Baggghuuthr."

    • .
    • Fscking Moron
    • Re: "Bagggghuuuur," lisped the impossibly skeletal AIDS victim, face a lacquerd skull atop loose turtleneck collar. "Baggghuuthr."
      Posted 06/04/2015 08:57 PM - Hide
    • Another awesome work from the "Babylonian Talmud" dude. :rockon:

      Do this shit for a year, bro, and you'd have a best selling collection.
    • Permalink
        [ Quote ] | [ Quote All ]
    • .
    • Fscking Moron
    • Re: "Bagggghuuuur," lisped the impossibly skeletal AIDS victim, face a lacquerd skull atop loose turtleneck collar. "Baggghuuthr."
      Posted 06/04/2015 08:58 PM - Hide
    • This is easily the Thread of the Month.
    • Permalink
        [ Quote ] | [ Quote All ]
    • .
    • Fscking Moron
    • Re: "Bagggghuuuur," lisped the impossibly skeletal AIDS victim, face a lacquerd skull atop loose turtleneck collar. "Baggghuuthr."
      Posted 06/04/2015 10:00 PM - Hide
    • . posted:
      Another awesome work from the "Babylonian Talmud" dude. :rockon:

      Do this shit for a year, bro, and you'd have a best selling collection.

      :thankyouthankyou: Glad my madness is recognible and enjoyed by some.
    •   [ Quote ] | [ Quote All ]
    • .
    • Fscking Moron
    • Re: "Bagggghuuuur," lisped the impossibly skeletal AIDS victim, face a lacquerd skull atop loose turtleneck collar. "Baggghuuthr."
      Posted 06/04/2015 10:15 PM - Hide
    • I eagerly await the next installment
      :snob:
    •   [ Quote ] | [ Quote All ]
    • .
    • Fscking Moron
    • Re: "Bagggghuuuur," lisped the impossibly skeletal AIDS victim, face a lacquerd skull atop loose turtleneck collar. "Baggghuuthr."
      Posted 06/04/2015 10:18 PM - Hide
    • Do one about eating poop please.
    •   [ Quote ] | [ Quote All ]
    • .
    • Fscking Moron
    • Re: "Bagggghuuuur," lisped the impossibly skeletal AIDS victim, face a lacquerd skull atop loose turtleneck collar. "Baggghuuthr."
      Posted 06/05/2015 10:45 AM - Hide
    • :lol:
    •   [ Quote ] | [ Quote All ]
    • .
    • Fscking Moron
    • Re: "Bagggghuuuur," lisped the impossibly skeletal AIDS victim, face a lacquerd skull atop loose turtleneck collar. "Baggghuuthr."
      Posted 06/05/2015 04:20 PM - Hide
    • sheeeeeeeeiiiiiiit.
      \
      :palin:
    •   [ Quote ] | [ Quote All ]
    • .
    • Fscking Moron
    • Re: "Bagggghuuuur," lisped the impossibly skeletal AIDS victim, face a lacquerd skull atop loose turtleneck collar. "Baggghuuthr."
      Posted 06/05/2015 04:37 PM - Hide
    • Baggggghhhhuuuuurr
      \
      :vanderberry:
    •   [ Quote ] | [ Quote All ]
    • .
    • Fscking Moron
    • Re: "Bagggghuuuur," lisped the impossibly skeletal AIDS victim, face a lacquerd skull atop loose turtleneck collar. "Baggghuuthr."
      Posted 06/06/2015 08:21 AM - Hide
    • :bump:

      :rockon:
    •   [ Quote ] | [ Quote All ]
    • .
    • Fscking Moron
    • Re: "Bagggghuuuur," lisped the impossibly skeletal AIDS victim, face a lacquerd skull atop loose turtleneck collar. "Baggghuuthr."
      Posted 06/06/2015 09:24 AM - Hide
    • :brimley::paint2:
    •   [ Quote ] | [ Quote All ]
    • .
    • Fscking Moron
    • Re: "Bagggghuuuur," lisped the impossibly skeletal AIDS victim, face a lacquerd skull atop loose turtleneck collar. "Baggghuuthr."
      Posted 06/06/2015 12:22 PM - Hide
    • . posted:
      . posted:
      Is there more?

      Emaciated asscheeks shifting like flattened pistons of a Pinto engine on its last legs, our hero manages to raise himself slowly from the sickbed and squat on all fours, the pink hospital jonnie flapping open in the rear almost as if designed for easy anal access. His clawlike hands, palsied and yellow-nailed, reach back and spred the buttcheeks -- an unnecessary act given their slat-thin state, but habitual nonetheless.

      The perennium and general ass area are remarkably (almost shocklingly) clean, due to a lack of fecal output after weeks of IV-drip nourishment. The hot, arid vent of his anus flares and gapes wider than the doors of a 'Frisco bathhouse on faggot payday. "Once more...once more for old times sake," he croaks to his young lover, who stands by the hospital bed with hands clasped somberly. It wasn't hard to convince the nurse to give the two a few moments together for one last act of sweaty manlove.

      Gazing at the dry hole and imaginging the viruses that were indeed swarming within it, the twink lover overcomes his revulsion and slides on two condoms, double-bagging his semi-flacid cock and stroking it madly yet surruptitiously in an attempt to make it rigid enough for the final penetration. "We'll show those baggghurrrs yet...our love will enrage the cletoids," the dying man rasps. His lover has his doubts, but an appeal to emotion over logic, plus the magical use of the word "baggghur," has never been lacking in effectiveness when presented to the diseased libfag mind as a means of pursuasion.

      Slding into the dry, andcient hole turned out to be much easier than the twink imagined, but cumming in such an awkward and -- let's face it -- frankly unarousing situation is a bit more difficult. Eventually the twink manages a dry, rubbery, and joyless spasm that was, he supposed, technically an orgasm, achieved by a fantasy of the Duck Dynasty family witnessing this deathbead travesty with horrror and thus confirming the happy couple's dual and eternal victimhood (victimhood itself being the ultimate aphrodesiac for the pair).

      "Bagghurs owned. Baggghurs fucking owned," the dying man hisses in a vading voice after his lover's dribbling, watery cumshot. A debatable proposition, but certainly, most would agree, harmless enough when flickering through the syphilis-and-AIDS-ravaged neurons of expiring lib.

      Not the OP, but in his master's absence, I will try.

      It was to be the last outing of his life. Wheeled by twink Manuel into the park, the dying man spies two blonde children playing amongst the trees in the early summer. "Stop heerrrrreeee, Manny," he rasped. Taking a gulp from his oxygen tank, he gathered the strength to shift his weight in the chair and slowly disrobe. As his gnarled hands lifted off the layers of blankets and his thin robe, the sunlight touched his aged-spotted flesh, and he could actually feel the warmth accumulate on the top layers of his many stomach boils. One of the boils burst through the skin, and he playfully dipped his finger in the purple ooze and tasted it. The blue eyed children stopped, like statues, and one of them, probably the little girl, let out a small yelp that was so high-pitched it sounded like Justin Bieber after his nuts got stomped on by Chris Hemsworth.

      "Hey little Baggggghurrrs... little blonde white bagghuuuuurrrrrrs!" the old man called out to them. Paralyzed with fear, the children could not move. The old man lifted what was left of his cock. It was a small, chewed up piece of limp braut, covered in dry pustules, and the old man stroked it until a single yellow pearl was emitted. Not satisfied, however, he had one more thing to show these sinful, white receipients of hundreds of years of privilege.

      Manny didn't even have to be told. He grabbed the old man's angles and lifted them above the old man's head, exposing his gaping anus to the furher spawn. It was a horrific sight. Years of goatse modeling in the early 2000s had taken it's toll, and in these last days, the roast beef ring of prolapsed piece of fat that would have been discarded from a good meal at Ruth's Chris surrounded an opening that possibly extended beyond the lower intestine, the old incisions for colostomy bags, clear up to what must have been the bottom of the old man's stomach, which was itself still filled with five tablespoon's of Manny's morning jizz.

      The kids finally ran off screaming. The old man smiled. He clasped his heart, pulled the blankets back around him, and entreated Manny to take him back to the faghospice so that he could memorialize this final precious moment.
    •   [ Quote ] | [ Quote All ]
    • .
    • Fscking Moron
    • Re: "Bagggghuuuur," lisped the impossibly skeletal AIDS victim, face a lacquerd skull atop loose turtleneck collar. "Baggghuuthr."
      Posted 06/06/2015 06:37 PM - Hide
    • . posted:
      Not the OP, but in his master's absence, I will try.

      It was to be the last outing of his life. Wheeled by twink Manuel into the park, the dying man spies two blonde children playing amongst the trees in the early summer. "Stop heerrrrreeee, Manny," he rasped. Taking a gulp from his oxygen tank, he gathered the strength to shift his weight in the chair and slowly disrobe. As his gnarled hands lifted off the layers of blankets and his thin robe, the sunlight touched his aged-spotted flesh, and he could actually feel the warmth accumulate on the top layers of his many stomach boils. One of the boils burst through the skin, and he playfully dipped his finger in the purple ooze and tasted it. The blue eyed children stopped, like statues, and one of them, probably the little girl, let out a small yelp that was so high-pitched it sounded like Justin Bieber after his nuts got stomped on by Chris Hemsworth.

      "Hey little Baggggghurrrs... little blonde white bagghuuuuurrrrrrs!" the old man called out to them. Paralyzed with fear, the children could not move. The old man lifted what was left of his cock. It was a small, chewed up piece of limp braut, covered in dry pustules, and the old man stroked it until a single yellow pearl was emitted. Not satisfied, however, he had one more thing to show these sinful, white receipients of hundreds of years of privilege.

      Manny didn't even have to be told. He grabbed the old man's angles and lifted them above the old man's head, exposing his gaping anus to the furher spawn. It was a horrific sight. Years of goatse modeling in the early 2000s had taken it's toll, and in these last days, the roast beef ring of prolapsed piece of fat that would have been discarded from a good meal at Ruth's Chris surrounded an opening that possibly extended beyond the lower intestine, the old incisions for colostomy bags, clear up to what must have been the bottom of the old man's stomach, which was itself still filled with five tablespoon's of Manny's morning jizz.

      The kids finally ran off screaming. The old man smiled. He clasped his heart, pulled the blankets back around him, and entreated Manny to take him back to the faghospice so that he could memorialize this final precious moment.

      :potd:
    •   [ Quote ] | [ Quote All ]
    • .
    • Fscking Moron
    • Re: "Bagggghuuuur," lisped the impossibly skeletal AIDS victim, face a lacquerd skull atop loose turtleneck collar. "Baggghuuthr."
      Posted 06/07/2015 10:38 PM - Hide
    • Baggggghhhhhurrrrrr!
    •   [ Quote ] | [ Quote All ]
    • .
    • Fscking Moron
    • Re: "Bagggghuuuur," lisped the impossibly skeletal AIDS victim, face a lacquerd skull atop loose turtleneck collar. "Baggghuuthr."
      Posted 06/07/2015 10:41 PM - Hide
    • Seek help sick friends.

      :rofl:
    •   [ Quote ] | [ Quote All ]
    • Re: "Bagggghuuuur," lisped the impossibly skeletal AIDS victim, face a lacquerd skull atop loose turtleneck collar. "Baggghuuthr."
      Posted 06/07/2015 10:47 PM - Hide
    • . posted:
      Emaciated asscheeks shifting like flattened pistons of a Pinto engine on its last legs, our hero manages to raise himself slowly from the sickbed and squat on all fours, the pink hospital jonnie flapping open in the rear almost as if designed for easy anal access. His clawlike hands, palsied and yellow-nailed, reach back and spred the buttcheeks -- an unnecessary act given their slat-thin state, but habitual nonetheless.

      The perennium and general ass area are remarkably (almost shocklingly) clean, due to a lack of fecal output after weeks of IV-drip nourishment. The hot, arid vent of his anus flares and gapes wider than the doors of a 'Frisco bathhouse on faggot payday. "Once more...once more for old times sake," he croaks to his young lover, who stands by the hospital bed with hands clasped somberly. It wasn't hard to convince the nurse to give the two a few moments together for one last act of sweaty manlove.

      Gazing at the dry hole and imaginging the viruses that were indeed swarming within it, the twink lover overcomes his revulsion and slides on two condoms, double-bagging his semi-flacid cock and stroking it madly yet surruptitiously in an attempt to make it rigid enough for the final penetration. "We'll show those baggghurrrs yet...our love will enrage the cletoids," the dying man rasps. His lover has his doubts, but an appeal to emotion over logic, plus the magical use of the word "baggghur," has never been lacking in effectiveness when presented to the diseased libfag mind as a means of pursuasion.

      Slding into the dry, andcient hole turned out to be much easier than the twink imagined, but cumming in such an awkward and -- let's face it -- frankly unarousing situation is a bit more difficult. Eventually the twink manages a dry, rubbery, and joyless spasm that was, he supposed, technically an orgasm, achieved by a fantasy of the Duck Dynasty family witnessing this deathbead travesty with horrror and thus confirming the happy couple's dual and eternal victimhood (victimhood itself being the ultimate aphrodesiac for the pair).

      "Bagghurs owned. Baggghurs fucking owned," the dying man hisses in a vading voice after his lover's dribbling, watery cumshot. A debatable proposition, but certainly, most would agree, harmless enough when flickering through the syphilis-and-AIDS-ravaged neurons of expiring lib.

      AN AMAZING LITERARY WORK.
    •   [ Quote ] | [ Quote All ]
    • .
    • Fscking Moron
    • Re: "Bagggghuuuur," lisped the impossibly skeletal AIDS victim, face a lacquerd skull atop loose turtleneck collar. "Baggghuuthr."
      Posted 06/10/2015 02:51 AM - Hide
    • This thread will never die.
    • Permalink
        [ Quote ] | [ Quote All ]
    • .
    • Fscking Moron
    • Re: "Bagggghuuuur," lisped the impossibly skeletal AIDS victim, face a lacquerd skull atop loose turtleneck collar. "Baggghuuthr."
      Posted 06/10/2015 02:55 AM - Hide
    • 3rd poster in this tread. :wave:
    •   [ Quote ] | [ Quote All ]
    • .
    • Fscking Moron
    • Re: "Bagggghuuuur," lisped the impossibly skeletal AIDS victim, face a lacquerd skull atop loose turtleneck collar. "Baggghuuthr."
      Posted 06/16/2015 10:20 PM - Hide
    • Excellento!!
    •   [ Quote ] | [ Quote All ]
    • .
    • Fscking Moron
    • Re: "Bagggghuuuur," lisped the impossibly skeletal AIDS victim, face a lacquerd skull atop loose turtleneck collar. "Baggghuuthr."
      Posted 06/20/2015 06:18 PM - Hide
    • . posted:
      This thread will never die.

      Neva
    •   [ Quote ] | [ Quote All ]
    • .
    • Fscking Moron
    • Re: "Bagggghuuuur," lisped the impossibly skeletal AIDS victim, face a lacquerd skull atop loose turtleneck collar. "Baggghuuthr."
      Posted 06/20/2015 06:20 PM - Hide
    • Six callers ahead of us Jimby
      \
      :oldlady:
    •   [ Quote ] | [ Quote All ]
    • .
    • Fscking Moron
    • Re: "Bagggghuuuur," lisped the impossibly skeletal AIDS victim, face a lacquerd skull atop loose turtleneck collar. "Baggghuuthr."
      Posted 06/21/2015 12:49 AM - Hide
    • . posted:
      . posted:
      This thread will never die.

      Neva

      Neva eva.
    •   [ Quote ] | [ Quote All ]
    • .
    • Fscking Moron
    • Re: "Bagggghuuuur," lisped the impossibly skeletal AIDS victim, face a lacquerd skull atop loose turtleneck collar. "Baggghuuthr."
      Posted 06/21/2015 01:05 AM - Hide
    • . posted:
      This is easily the Thread of the Month.
      \
      :doublewide:
    •   [ Quote ] | [ Quote All ]
    • .
    • Fscking Moron
    • Re: "Bagggghuuuur," lisped the impossibly skeletal AIDS victim, face a lacquerd skull atop loose turtleneck collar. "Baggghuuthr."
      Posted 06/21/2015 01:17 AM - Hide
    • . posted:
      This is easily the Thread of the Month.
      \
      :doublewide:

      \
      :manlet::bluebunny:

      Walk it off, AIDSboi.
    •   [ Quote ] | [ Quote All ]
    • .
    • Fscking Moron
    • Re: "Bagggghuuuur," lisped the impossibly skeletal AIDS victim, face a lacquerd skull atop loose turtleneck collar. "Baggghuuthr."
      Posted 06/21/2015 01:34 AM - Hide
    • . posted:
      Emaciated asscheeks shifting like flattened pistons of a Pinto engine on its last legs....

      Aaaaaw fuck! :rofl:
    •   [ Quote ] | [ Quote All ]
  • Join the discussion - There is no registration required!

Name: (Optional)
Save
Photo: (Optional)
Message: (0 / 16,384 chars)

If you want to embed media, just paste YouTube, Vimeo, Twitter, Instagram, Vine, Liveleak, Imgur (IMAGE or GIFV) links and they'll auto embed.
Pro tips: Click the angry emojis for popular emoticons/fomotes. Check the trending fomotes for new fomotes.
  • Breaking News:
  • View Topic - "Baggthurrr," I lisped, as I stretched my ironically-mouchtached face forward, turtleneck sweaty. "Bagghur."
  • View Topic - Gamergate Victim Sets Up Website to Help Victims of Online Harassment
  • View Topic - Whoever showed that footage of a skeletal, kaposi's sarcoma riddled fag with AIDS taking a bath, fuck you. In traumatized *NSFW*
  • View Topic - If ISIS really wants to shock the public, they need to skull fuck their next victim