• If you goto a dr and say you have massive backpain, do they have to give you opiods?

      • Re: If you goto a dr and say you have massive backpain, do they have to give you opiods?
        Posted 09/13/2017 01:36 PM - Hide
      • First, they will give you an x-ray to make sure nothing is too fucked up.

        Then they will prescribe some mild muscle relaxers, and tell you to go home to rest and put some heat pads on your back and take the maximum does of Tylenol.
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      • Re: If you goto a dr and say you have massive backpain, do they have to give you opiods?
        Posted 09/13/2017 01:39 PM - Hide
      • Most walk in clinics won't prescribe opioids.
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      • Re: If you goto a dr and say you have massive backpain, do they have to give you opiods?
        Posted 09/13/2017 01:41 PM - Hide
      • WhoreMonger69 posted:
        First, they will give you an x-ray to make sure nothing is too fucked up.

        Then they will prescribe some mild muscle relaxers, and tell you to go home to rest and put some heat pads on your back and take the maximum does of Tylenol.

        Ok great. I come back 2 weeks later and say I'm still in fucking pain. WHat next?
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      • Re: If you goto a dr and say you have massive backpain, do they have to give you opiods?
        Posted 09/13/2017 01:46 PM : Edited 09/13/2017 01:47 PM - Hide
      • . posted:
        WhoreMonger69 posted:
        First, they will give you an x-ray to make sure nothing is too fucked up.

        Then they will prescribe some mild muscle relaxers, and tell you to go home to rest and put some heat pads on your back and take the maximum does of Tylenol.

        Ok great. I come back 2 weeks later and say I'm still in fucking pain. WHat next?

        In a perfect world they'd give you a boot up the ass, tell you to lose weight, get in shape and harden the fuck up.

        A third visit would get you sent to a Soviet style forced labor camp.
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      • Re: If you goto a dr and say you have massive backpain, do they have to give you opiods?
        Posted 09/13/2017 01:52 PM - Hide
      • . posted:
        WhoreMonger69 posted:
        First, they will give you an x-ray to make sure nothing is too fucked up.

        Then they will prescribe some mild muscle relaxers, and tell you to go home to rest and put some heat pads on your back and take the maximum does of Tylenol.

        Ok great. I come back 2 weeks later and say I'm still in fucking pain. WHat next?

        I BOTTFOCK YOU...
        HEH HEH HEH...
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        :mexican:
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      • Re: If you goto a dr and say you have massive backpain, do they have to give you opiods?
        Posted 09/13/2017 01:53 PM - Hide
      • VP_Spiro_T_Cheney posted:
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        WhoreMonger69 posted:
        First, they will give you an x-ray to make sure nothing is too fucked up.

        Then they will prescribe some mild muscle relaxers, and tell you to go home to rest and put some heat pads on your back and take the maximum does of Tylenol.

        Ok great. I come back 2 weeks later and say I'm still in fucking pain. WHat next?

        In a perfect world they'd give you a boot up the ass, tell you to lose weight, get in shape and harden the fuck up.

        Oh the irony.
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      • Re: If you goto a dr and say you have massive backpain, do they have to give you opiods?
        Posted 09/13/2017 02:02 PM - Hide
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        You can't really prove soft muscle pain.

        sorry, druggie, you can't get painkillers easily anymore.
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      • Re: If you goto a dr and say you have massive backpain, do they have to give you opiods?
        Posted 09/13/2017 02:08 PM - Hide
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        . posted:
        You can't really prove soft muscle pain.

        sorry, druggie, you can't get painkillers easily anymore.

        So they just let people suffer :(
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      • Re: If you goto a dr and say you have massive backpain, do they have to give you opiods?
        Posted 09/13/2017 02:09 PM - Hide
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        So they just let people suffer :(

        if you want opiates you need to have a primary care physician that you've had a relationship with for some time. you can't just walk in to a doctor for the first time in 5 years and expect them.
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      • Re: If you goto a dr and say you have massive backpain, do they have to give you opiods?
        Posted 09/13/2017 02:10 PM - Hide
      • You might get 3-5 days worh. Beyond that you will be brandished as a junkie
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      • Re: If you goto a dr and say you have massive backpain, do they have to give you opiods?
        Posted 09/13/2017 02:47 PM - Hide
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        Ok great. I come back 2 weeks later and say I'm still in fucking pain. WHat next?

        Next would be an MRI and referral to a pain specialist who will place needles in you and do an epidural steroid injection if indicated.

        Doctors don't know how to rule out fictitious pain or recognize drug-seeking behavior!

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        :drugs:

        Fucking junkie, Get out of my clinic! Here's a scrip for ibuprofen.

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      • Re: If you goto a dr and say you have massive backpain, do they have to give you opiods?
        Posted 09/13/2017 02:51 PM - Hide
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      • Re: If you goto a dr and say you have massive backpain, do they have to give you opiods?
        Posted 09/13/2017 02:52 PM - Hide
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        You can't really prove soft muscle pain.

        Opiates are pretty much useless against inflammation and if you've got back pain it's almost certainly inflammation of the muscle sheath or the nerve sheath. Much better to take an anti inflammatory. Non prescription would be Ibuprofen. Then there's the steroidal prescription anti inflammatories if it's really bad.

        Leave the opiates alone you faggot.

        Seriously it's the road to hell.
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      • Re: If you goto a dr and say you have massive backpain, do they have to give you opiods?
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      • Re: If you goto a dr and say you have massive backpain, do they have to give you opiods?
        Posted 09/13/2017 02:57 PM - Hide
      • Have someone beat your small rib with a phone book. Next you need to get some fluid in your lungs. Spicy food and eating too fast.

        That's it
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      • Re: If you goto a dr and say you have massive backpain, do they have to give you opiods?
        Posted 09/13/2017 03:05 PM - Hide
      • Was in Mexico last year and stocked up on a variety of drugs with no prescriptions. Just walk in to any farmacia and tell them your symptoms.
        They even have blue pills for your limp dick.
        :gramps:
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