• `BREAKING: As its iphone users reach for lube, Apple slaps their hand away, whispers softly in their ear "Take it raw, bitch!"

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    • Fscking Moron
    • Re: `BREAKING: As its iphone users reach for lube, Apple slaps their hand away, whispers softly in their ear "Take it raw, bitch!"
      Posted 08/25/2017 02:08 PM - Hide
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      Is there a reason Apple charges so much for its products? There all made at the and place in China right? They only cost about $10 after import right? So $1000 for a phone is beyond ignorant. Why would any one in there right mind spend that much for a phone? It's a phone! I had my last phone for 11 years abd the phone company said they were gonna shut that Shit of if I didn't buy a new one so I got the cheapest one that had $50, that was 2 years ago. Why does every one seam to think buying a new phone every year is necessary? Not being sarcastic here I'm seriously trying to understate what everybodys malfunction is.

      If everyone has an iPhone & are on iMessage... guess what you get?

      Teenagers... the iPhone is a status symbol.

      I know of one 13 year old where Mom took the iPhone away & shut the number down. The kid is suffering the Tech equivalent of heroin withdrawal.
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    • Re: `BREAKING: As its iphone users reach for lube, Apple slaps their hand away, whispers softly in their ear "Take it raw, bitch!"
      Posted 08/25/2017 02:09 PM - Hide
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      Faggot phone.

      The majority of people that buy these phones are hipster faggots and women that want to show off their apple logo at Starbucks.

      Only a closeted faggot would make this comment. Come on out, Trevor.
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    • Re: `BREAKING: As its iphone users reach for lube, Apple slaps their hand away, whispers softly in their ear "Take it raw, bitch!"
      Posted 08/25/2017 02:13 PM : Edited 08/25/2017 02:13 PM - Hide
    • VP_Spiro_T_Cheney posted:
      For tens of millions of consumers who will buy the $999 version, the price is Insignificant. There are lots and lots of rich people and they can afford, no reason for Apple not to take advantage of that and charge what the market will bear for their flagship product. For the rest, Apple still makes plenty of less expensive phones.

      If the price is more than you are willing or able to pay, that simply means that you're not part of the target market.

      As an Apple shareholder I welcome the high margins on this new phone and I hope it's a smashing success.

      Like a broken clock, you're right every so often.

      The majority of iPhone purchasers will buy the 7s/7s+/SE. If they're price conscious, they'll go this route.

      For the 'Pro' user, who Apple milks for money the same way Borden milks their contented cows, you'll find them lined up for the OLED handset. I bet at $1,000+, there will be shortages of that model into February.
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    • Re: `BREAKING: As its iphone users reach for lube, Apple slaps their hand away, whispers softly in their ear "Take it raw, bitch!"
      Posted 08/25/2017 02:16 PM - Hide
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      Faggot phone.

      The majority of people that buy these phones are hipster faggots and women that want to show off their apple logo at Starbucks.

      So? What asshole would possibly care if they're fucking getting rich selling to them?
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    • Re: `BREAKING: As its iphone users reach for lube, Apple slaps their hand away, whispers softly in their ear "Take it raw, bitch!"
      Posted 08/25/2017 02:20 PM - Hide
    • Only FAGGOTS buy ifones.
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    • Re: `BREAKING: As its iphone users reach for lube, Apple slaps their hand away, whispers softly in their ear "Take it raw, bitch!"
      Posted 08/25/2017 02:21 PM - Hide
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      If everyone has an iPhone & are on iMessage... guess what you get?

      Teenagers... the iPhone is a status symbol.

      I know of one 13 year old where Mom took the iPhone away & shut the number down. The kid is suffering the Tech equivalent of heroin withdrawal.

      I have no doubt. All of these devices are a scam and they use em to milk consumers. They could of came out with this newest latest and greatest phone years ago but instead keep giving you petty meaningless features one version at a time a people eat that Shit up. Every time a new phone comes out and I see people with them I want to smash the fuck out of it haha ha. Just cuz I know they ran out and bought it to be cool but instead they look like mindless sheep with a $1000 mini tv strapped to there face. When I leave the house I don't have my phone on me. Most people can't take a Shit without it.
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    • Re: `BREAKING: As its iphone users reach for lube, Apple slaps their hand away, whispers softly in their ear "Take it raw, bitch!"
      Posted 08/25/2017 02:21 PM - Hide
    • VP_Spiro_T_Cheney posted:
      For tens of millions of consumers who will buy the $999 version, the price is Insignificant. There are lots and lots of rich people and they can afford, no reason for Apple not to take advantage of that and charge what the market will bear for their flagship product. For the rest, Apple still makes plenty of less expensive phones.

      If the price is more than you are willing or able to pay, that simply means that you're not part of the target market.

      As an Apple shareholder I welcome the high margins on this new phone and I hope it's a smashing success.

      Fascinating. Too bad that an unemployable deadbeat gastropod with a Kindergarten Equivalency Diploma such as yourself will never have one.

      :lol:
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    • Re: `BREAKING: As its iphone users reach for lube, Apple slaps their hand away, whispers softly in their ear "Take it raw, bitch!"
      Posted 08/25/2017 02:35 PM - Hide
    • Having a new phone is a pretty cool experience, having bought the 6S new in November of 2015. Now that its a couple generations old it still works mostly fine even though its been pocketed and dropped. If it broke tomorrow I'd probably buy a "new " 6S Plus with at least 64gb cause 16gb is fookin worthless.
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      Posted 08/25/2017 02:39 PM - Hide
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      I have no doubt. All of these devices are a scam and they use em to milk consumers. They could of came out with this newest latest and greatest phone years ago but instead keep giving you petty meaningless features one version at a time a people eat that Shit up. Every time a new phone comes out and I see people with them I want to smash the fuck out of it haha ha. Just cuz I know they ran out and bought it to be cool but instead they look like mindless sheep with a $1000 mini tv strapped to there face. When I leave the house I don't have my phone on me. Most people can't take a Shit without it.

      It's not the hardware... although it does help to have something that looks 'hip.

      It's the social applications that are the drug. Snapchat, Instgram, Failbook, Twatter... and above all... iMessage.
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      Posted 08/25/2017 02:39 PM - Hide
    • My wife and I have two 6+'s with 64GB each and don't see a need whatsoever for new phones. Works great with the 4K iMac w/Fusion drive I picked up last year.
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      Posted 08/25/2017 02:39 PM - Hide
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      I love how defensive the iPhags get when you bash their telephone. :lol:

      I prefer not to have Google in my pocket. What can I say? :shrug:
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      Posted 08/25/2017 02:40 PM - Hide
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      I love how defensive the iPhags get when you bash their telephone. :lol:

      Leave Queefce out of this.
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      Posted 08/25/2017 02:41 PM - Hide
    • September 12th is rumored as Apple announcement day.
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      Posted 08/25/2017 02:42 PM - Hide
    • I'm getting 6 or them. It's cheap employee perk. If I gave them Samsung that's a slap in the face.
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      Posted 08/25/2017 02:43 PM - Hide
    • Will you buy:

      - Black
      - Silver
      - Copper Gold
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    • Re: `BREAKING: As its iphone users reach for lube, Apple slaps their hand away, whispers softly in their ear "Take it raw, bitch!"
      Posted 08/25/2017 02:43 PM - Hide
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      I'm waiting, cumb in hand.
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      Posted 08/25/2017 02:45 PM - Hide
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      I prefer not to have Google in my pocket. What can I say? :shrug:
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      ;yuofag4;

      You prefer having Apple deep in your ass? :lol:

      :lol:
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      I prefer not to have Google in my pocket. What can I say? :shrug:
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      ;yuofag4;

      You prefer having Apple deep in your ass? :lol:

      Which is more evil? Apple or Google?

      I think it's Google.
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      You prefer having Apple deep in your ass? :lol:

      :facepalm:
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      I have no doubt. All of these devices are a scam and they use em to milk consumers. They could of came out with this newest latest and greatest phone years ago but instead keep giving you petty meaningless features one version at a time a people eat that Shit up. Every time a new phone comes out and I see people with them I want to smash the fuck out of it haha ha. Just cuz I know they ran out and bought it to be cool but instead they look like mindless sheep with a $1000 mini tv strapped to there face. When I leave the house I don't have my phone on me. Most people can't take a Shit without it.

      It's not the hardware... although it does help to have something that looks 'hip.

      It's the social applications that are the drug. Snapchat, Instgram, Failbook, Twatter... and above all... iMessage.

      YeahI get it. Upgrade the software to force a hardware upgrade. That's about where my phones at its a HTC 510, old as fuck but I don't have any apps on it, because I just call and txt, a little porn, you know the basics. I'll probably get another one soon my screen takin a Shit but I won't spend any more than another $50 on that one either. Funny cuz I don't have a problem spending 1k-5k on a new rifle but a phone....
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      samsung galaxy 3 here. works great. two years old, going strong. full day's use, no charging needed. retail price: 75.00

      Fuck yeah, let the inner Jew out and play!
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      Posted 08/25/2017 02:52 PM - Hide
    • Hugh Jorgen posted:
      This phone is a must have
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      Totally.
      I've already lined up at my friendly Apple store.
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