• What motto do u live your life by?

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    • Fscking Moron
    • Re: What motto do u live your life by?
      Posted 07/16/2017 01:29 PM - Hide
    • When in doubt whip it out
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    • Ottomon
    • Fscking Moron
    • Re: What motto do u live your life by?
      Posted 07/16/2017 01:38 PM - Hide
    • Only a moron lives his life by a motto.
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    • Fscking Moron
    • Re: What motto do u live your life by?
      Posted 07/16/2017 01:45 PM - Hide
    • GAS THE KIKES, RACE WAR NOW
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    • Fscking Moron
    • Re: What motto do u live your life by?
      Posted 07/16/2017 01:52 PM - Hide
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      If there's grass on the field, play ball.
      Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed.
      Old enough if there's fluff on the muff.
      Old enough to go to the store, old enough to get bred.
      Old enough to crawl, old enough to ball.
      Old enough to pee, old enough for me!

      ;akinsthis;
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    • The.Coz
    • Fscking Moron
    • Re: What motto do u live your life by?
      Posted 07/16/2017 01:54 PM - Hide
    • Either we fuckin or I'm fuckin.
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    • Re: What motto do u live your life by?
      Posted 07/16/2017 02:06 PM - Hide
    • Take a shit every morning no matter what.
      and, prepare to die.
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    • Re: What motto do u live your life by?
      Posted 07/16/2017 02:17 PM - Hide
    • An eye for an eye
      \
      :schlomo:
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    • Re: What motto do u live your life by?
      Posted 07/16/2017 03:07 PM - Hide
    • BANEOFLIBCUNTS posted:
      Don't do anything that you'll be ashamed of in your later years.

      Abandon your fear; fight with all your heart against those who would do you wrong.

      And Stick To Your Guns.

      And deny, deny, deny that you're a homosexual no matter how obvious it is to everyone.

      Do you still live by that one?
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    • Fscking Moron
    • Re: What motto do u live your life by?
      Posted 07/16/2017 03:09 PM - Hide
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      Mine is:

      Can't win, don't try.

      IF IT FLIES, FUCKS, OR FLOATS, RENT IT.
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      :hammertime:
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    • Fscking Moron
    • Re: What motto do u live your life by?
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      And deny, deny, deny that you're a homosexual no matter how obvious it is to everyone.

      Do you still live by that one?

      Yes.:archieluxury:
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    • Fscking Moron
    • Re: What motto do u live your life by?
      Posted 07/16/2017 03:10 PM - Hide
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      Ejaculate at least four times every day.

      You must be under age 40. Trust me, that's not even an option for us old-tards. :sadwave:
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    • Avid Golfer.
    • Fscking Moron
    • Re: What motto do u live your life by?
      Posted 07/16/2017 03:11 PM - Hide
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      . posted:
      Ejaculate at least four times every day.

      You must be under age 40. Trust me, that's not even an option for us old-tards. :sadwave:

      38. Getting there. But I've always been a horny little shit.
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