• This has to be Anchorage's dumbest criminal -- look at the C-note he tried to pass

      • Posted 05/19/2017 07:37 PM : Edited 05/19/2017 07:37 PM - Hide
      • This has to be Anchorage's dumbest criminal -- look at the C-note he tried to pass #1


        You think maybe the Chinese characters gave it away? :rofl: :lmao:

        http://www.ktuu.com/content/news/Anchorage-man-convicted-for-trying-to-use-counterfeit-bills-at-airport-423240534.html

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        According to the US Attorney's Office, 28-year-old Abdikhaliq Hussein attempted to purchase a one-way ticket to San Francisco on Jan. 14 using seven of the counterfeit bills. The airline agent immediately noticed the bills were fake due to their "texture and appearance," as well as the Chinese text.

        "Two airline employees explained to Hussein that the bills were not valid United States currency," the US Attorney's Office wrote in a Friday press release. "The employees tested the fake funds with a counterfeit-detection marker and showed Hussein the resulting dark mark."

        After his encounter with the airline, prosecutors say Hussein then went to a Starbucks in the airport terminal where he attempted to bay for $7 worth of drinks and snacks using an identical $100 bill. When airport police contacted Hussein, they found him in possession of more than $11,000 of counterfeit currency.

        "At trial, Hussein testified that he found the money in a plastic bag along an Anchorage street and believed it was real," prosecutors said. "However, Judge Burgess found that Hussein was deliberately indifferent to the money being counterfeit and that he intended to deceive the Starbucks employee."

        The U.S. Attorney's Office says Hussein faces a maximum sentence of 20 years in prison and a fine of $250,000. His sentencing is scheduled for Aug. 8.
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      • Stable Genius
      • Re: This has to be Anchorage's dumbest criminal -- look at the C-note he tried to pass
        Posted 05/19/2017 07:40 PM - Hide
      • thats the new notes, china bought the federal reserve last month
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      • Re: This has to be Anchorage's dumbest criminal -- look at the C-note he tried to pass
        Posted 05/19/2017 07:45 PM - Hide
      • If he's charged with attempting to use counterfeit currency, the charges are bogus and won't stand in court. The bills are obviously not real and cannot be perceived as real under any normal circumstances. They are no different than something drawn with a pen and crayons.

        Best they can hope for is charging him with being a stupid and annoying Muslim.
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      • Re: This has to be Anchorage's dumbest criminal -- look at the C-note he tried to pass
        Posted 05/19/2017 07:45 PM - Hide
      • Hillary isn't in jail and they bribed every official for their "foundation" which she closed after she lost
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      • Re: This has to be Anchorage's dumbest criminal -- look at the C-note he tried to pass
        Posted 05/19/2017 08:11 PM - Hide
      • I told you, they're not sending their best.
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        :trump:
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      • Re: This has to be Anchorage's dumbest criminal -- look at the C-note he tried to pass
        Posted 05/19/2017 10:43 PM - Hide
      • I guess he couldn't read Chinese, either - the top line is too blurred to make out, but the second line says "Sample" and the 3rd line is "practice use only, commercial use prohibited".
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      • Re: This has to be Anchorage's dumbest criminal -- look at the C-note he tried to pass
        Posted 05/19/2017 11:39 PM - Hide
      • Why is a piece of muzzy shit in Anchorage? :lol:
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      • Stable Genius
      • Re: This has to be Anchorage's dumbest criminal -- look at the C-note he tried to pass
        Posted 05/19/2017 11:45 PM - Hide
      • What the fuck is a guy named Hussein doing in our country anyway?

        Well, I guess a guy with that name just spent eight years in the White House, but still.
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      • Re: This has to be Anchorage's dumbest criminal -- look at the C-note he tried to pass
        Posted 05/19/2017 11:45 PM - Hide
      • If that guy is not a U.S. citizen, that story might just actually be valid. Who knows how dumb the guy is.
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      • Re: This has to be Anchorage's dumbest criminal -- look at the C-note he tried to pass
        Posted 05/19/2017 11:52 PM - Hide
      • I thought the C in C-note was fer Chinee.
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        :mullet:
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      • Re: This has to be Anchorage's dumbest criminal -- look at the C-note he tried to pass
        Posted 05/20/2017 12:01 AM - Hide
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        Why is a piece of muzzy shit in Anchorage? :lol:

        They're everywhere now. Anchorage has 300,000 people; it gets the same "diversity" as most large Lower 48 cities.
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      • Re: This has to be Anchorage's dumbest criminal -- look at the C-note he tried to pass
        Posted 05/20/2017 01:12 AM - Hide
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        thats the new notes, china bought the federal reserve last month

        :rofl::lmao:
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      • Re: This has to be Anchorage's dumbest criminal -- look at the C-note he tried to pass
        Posted 05/20/2017 08:00 AM - Hide
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        the charges are bogus and won't stand in court.

        He was already convicted.
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      • Re: This has to be Anchorage's dumbest criminal -- look at the C-note he tried to pass
        Posted 05/20/2017 08:14 AM - Hide
      • Jock_Sniffer posted:

        probally the sand pharoh passing that terd
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      • Re: This has to be Anchorage's dumbest criminal -- look at the C-note he tried to pass
        Posted 05/20/2017 08:41 AM - Hide
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        the charges are bogus and won't stand in court.

        He was already convicted.

        :mad: Travesty! He must have had a shitty lawyer and the idiot judge made a mistake.
        Dude will go free on appeal if he finds a better legal team.
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      • Re: This has to be Anchorage's dumbest criminal -- look at the C-note he tried to pass
        Posted 05/20/2017 09:06 AM - Hide
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        :mad: Travesty! He must have had a shitty lawyer and the idiot judge made a mistake.
        Dude will go free on appeal if he finds a better legal team.

        You think there's a lawyer willing to take his obviously fake money?
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      • Re: This has to be Anchorage's dumbest criminal -- look at the C-note he tried to pass
        Posted 05/20/2017 09:19 AM - Hide
      • Looks legit to me
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        :ebert2:
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