• Beta Kike Takes His Wife's Last Name After Marriage

      • Posted 01/08/2017 03:20 AM - Hide
      • I Got Married And Took My Wife's Last Name. Here's Why.

        I married my wife on May 29th, 2016, and as of that day, I have legally changed my name to match hers.

        This decision was made over many months and many, many conversations. I share this story so that others can explore how I felt throughout the process on their own time, because I'm sure it will scare the shit out of many as it definitely has for me.

        The Short Story

        The brief explanation of why goes like this:

        She hadn't considered changing her last name from Broberg
        I felt strongly about our family having a shared surname
        That's it. I proposed my name change to hers.

        The Long Story (Click on the link below)

        http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/i-have-a-maiden-name_us_586dc4a9e4b07888d4813e3c
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      • Stable Genius
      • Re: Beta Kike Takes His Wife's Last Name After Marriage
        Posted 01/08/2017 03:23 AM - Hide
      • Do you take this man, Schlomo Lifshitz to be your lawful wedded husband?
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        :pedohunter:

        Do what? Lifshitz? OH HELL NO!
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        :tfb:

        Its okay honey, your name is so much cooler, let's use that!
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        :beta:

        Fucken A!
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        :tfb:
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      • Re: Beta Kike Takes His Wife's Last Name After Marriage
        Posted 01/08/2017 03:25 AM - Hide
      • Dawn Porter chose to take the 'O' from her husband Chris O'Dowd's surname when the pair married while Jay Z (real name Shawn Carter) combined his name with wife Beyonce's to become Shawn Knowles-Carter

        Beta Kike Takes His Wife's Last Name After Marriage #1


        Beta Kike Takes His Wife's Last Name After Marriage #2
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      • Re: Beta Kike Takes His Wife's Last Name After Marriage
        Posted 01/08/2017 03:26 AM - Hide
      • Spunky was going to do that.

        I am Brian P. Shitpig.
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      • Re: Beta Kike Takes His Wife's Last Name After Marriage
        Posted 01/08/2017 03:32 AM - Hide
      • What a bunch of low test beta faggits. I bet they let their wives peg them too.

        :facepalm:
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      • Re: Beta Kike Takes His Wife's Last Name After Marriage
        Posted 01/08/2017 03:39 AM - Hide
      • CUCKED
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        :emma:
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      • Re: Beta Kike Takes His Wife's Last Name After Marriage
        Posted 01/08/2017 06:42 AM - Hide
      • . posted:
        Spunky was going to do that.

        I am Brian P. Shitpig.

        Beat me to it. :lol:

        Lori posted it on some MS forum
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      • Re: Beta Kike Takes His Wife's Last Name After Marriage
        Posted 01/08/2017 07:38 AM - Hide
      • Fucking faggots :lol:
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      • Re: Beta Kike Takes His Wife's Last Name After Marriage
        Posted 01/08/2017 08:01 AM - Hide
      • " The Smith's. The Jones'."
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        :winner:

        Dumb fucking Jew can barely write.
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      • Re: Beta Kike Takes His Wife's Last Name After Marriage
        Posted 01/08/2017 08:17 AM : Edited 01/08/2017 08:18 AM - Hide
      • WAI posted:
        Dawn Porter chose to take the 'O' from her husband Chris O'Dowd's surname when the pair married while Jay Z (real name Shawn Carter) combined his name with wife Beyonce's to become Shawn Knowles-Carter

        Beta Kike Takes His Wife's Last Name After Marriage #1


        Beta Kike Takes His Wife's Last Name After Marriage #2

        He looks like he just realized that his name is now Cannolis-Carter. :lol:
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      • Re: Beta Kike Takes His Wife's Last Name After Marriage
        Posted 01/08/2017 08:53 AM - Hide
      • In Britain if the wife is heir to a hereditary title, the husband will occasionally take the wife's name, or one of the sons may take the mother's maiden name in order to inherit the title.

        The current Earl of Errol was born a Moncreiffe, but assumed his mother's maiden name in order to inherit her hereditary title.
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      • Re: Beta Kike Takes His Wife's Last Name After Marriage
        Posted 01/08/2017 10:12 AM - Hide
      • And not a fuck was given what snaggletoofs do. Not.a.fuck.
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      • Re: Beta Kike Takes His Wife's Last Name After Marriage
        Posted 01/08/2017 10:39 AM : Edited 01/08/2017 10:40 AM - Hide
      • . posted:
        In Britain if the wife is heir to a hereditary title, the husband will occasionally take the wife's name, or one of the sons may take the mother's maiden name in order to inherit the title.

        The current Earl of Errol was born a Moncreiffe, but assumed his mother's maiden name in order to inherit her hereditary title.

        Britons are fags too.
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      • Re: Beta Kike Takes His Wife's Last Name After Marriage
        Posted 01/08/2017 10:40 AM - Hide
      • What a bunch of homos!

        I appreciate and enjoy the double standard. Woman takes the man's name. Kids all have the man's name. THAT IS THE WAY THINGS ARE.

        Although I always tell my daughter to keep her maiden name and hyphenate all her kids' names...again, a double standard I will exploit.
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      • Re: Beta Kike Takes His Wife's Last Name After Marriage
        Posted 06/21/2017 01:57 AM - Hide
      • Who gives a shit. He's probably just a :crypto:
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      • Re: Beta Kike Takes His Wife's Last Name After Marriage
        Posted 06/21/2017 06:23 AM - Hide
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        And not a fuck was given what snaggletoofs do. Not.a.fuck.

        Welcome to the celebration, Lord Droppanceferniggers!
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        ;british;
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