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    • I was waiting in line at the DMV when I tried to stifle a fart.
      About three teaspoons of hot diarrhea shot out of my bunghole and soiled my underwear. Being the optimist, I was certain that my cotton briefs would absorb both the liquid and the stench. Boy, was I wrong. The Eritrean woman standing behind me saw and heard what happened, and got into another line.

      I stood there for 20 minutes with my shorts full of diarrhea, but I renewed my boat license.
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    • Bagger. I fully stand behind Matt Lauer. He was set up by this evil vixen.
      Bagger. Since when does gentle consensual sex over a one month period constitute harassment?

      :rolleyes:

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      In 1999, Addie Collins arrived at NBC's "Today" as a young intern with big aspirations. A few months later, she landed her dream job as production assistant, forming close bonds with her new colleagues Katie Couric, Ann Curry and Al Roker. But Matt Lauer kept more of a professional distance - until Collins (who now goes by her married last name Zinone) was ready to leave the show.

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    • Troll These Fucks: NYTimes: Domestic Violence and Firearms: Share Your Story
      https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2017/12/11/opinion/domestic-violence-callout.html

      We are doing a series of editorials on domestic violence, and we would like to hear from readers.

      Have you experienced domestic violence involving a firearm? Did the law and law enforcement protect you and your family? If so, please tell us how. If not, please let us know how you think they failed.

      Your name and comments may be published, but your contact information will not. An editor may reach out to you to hear more about your story.
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    • How is Johnny Depp broke? $30k/month on wine.
      Depp is pretty good in straight roles like Donnie Brasco. He needs to stop with the fruity roles like jack sparrow and stick with the meaty ones. He was good in murder on the orient express but it was basically a cameo.
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