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- ITT recount in graphic detail the first time you made love and the circumstances surrounding itI was 18. It was with this weirdo guy at my gym who gives himself bulb enemas over a trash can. He typically did it in the bathroom alcove where he thinks no one is watching. He sort of grunts and moans, says its part of a free and clear fitness plan. I thought it was kinda nasty. After awhile I started getting totally hard. I'm not gay, I chanted to myself.
One day I decided enough was enough. I hid in the trash can, burying myself in paper towels. Maybe a half hour passed and finally the guy was there. I was all numb end stuff. I looked up and before i knew it his gaping maw unleashed a waterfall of chocolate moose into my goateed mouth. It spattered my face, my eyes and I cried aahhhh at the bliss of it. I said it too loud cause he jumped and I heard peanuty goodness spatter the floor. :poo:
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