• I have a date Friday night with a black woman.

    • Posted 10/12/2017 02:21 PM - Hide
    • She's a civilian, not a prostitute. I met her in Target on Monday.

      I was shopping at Target, picking up a few random household items, and she was in the aisle with coffee makers. At first, I could only see her from behind, and she had a really nice body so I walked down her aisle to get a better look.

      I reached for a French Press right next to her and excused myself, and she turned to me and gave me a nervous laugh and big smile and said something like, "Sorry I'm lost in my own world here". Her face was decent enough to look at, but her body was outstanding and she has perfect teeth and no ghetto accent at all. Early 30s I would guess, about 5'9", thin, mocha skin, long shiny black hair.

      She was holding one of those really cheap little individual coffee makers and I told her she needs to try a French Press. Much better experience.

      We had a brief conversation about coffee and the fact that she needs a new coffee-maker at work, very close in a nearby office park. I introduced myself, and then said, "Can I ask you a personal question?" "Yes". "Are you single?" "Yes."

      I took out my phone and said, "Me too. Let me take you out some time."

      She started laughing and said, "You don't mess around!" I just held my phone and looked her expectantly. She gave me the digits and I texted her right there with my name. She looked at her phone and said , "Got it".

      I then excused myself, shook her hand, and told her it was nice to meet her.

      Monday evening I texted again to say it was nice to meet her. She responded immediately with "likewise". I called back right away and asked her if it's a good time to talk. She said yes, and we had a few minutes of chit-chat to get to know each other. I asked her out to dinner on Friday and she accepted.

      I feel rusty, but I've still got it.
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    • Fscking Moron
    • Re: I have a date Friday night with a black woman.
      Posted 10/12/2017 02:26 PM - Hide
    • Its a man.
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    • Fscking Moron
    • Re: I have a date Friday night with a black woman.
      Posted 10/12/2017 02:28 PM - Hide
    • Keep telling yourself she's not a prostitute.

      ;rolleyes2;
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    • Fscking Moron
    • Re: I have a date Friday night with a black woman.
      Posted 10/12/2017 02:33 PM - Hide
    • have you done porn?
      I saw a homely Randy-Quaid looking fatass railing a small Thai chick and he reminded me of you.
      :lol:
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    • Re: I have a date Friday night with a black woman.
      Posted 10/12/2017 04:38 PM - Hide
    • Deputy Winston posted:
      Drill oil, dude.

      :tu:

      wash ure ballz and remember dat snatch is 10 degree's hotter inside
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    • Re: I have a date Friday night with a black woman.
      Posted 10/12/2017 04:42 PM - Hide
    • Whoremonger69, pls post often!
      Always look forward to your posts.
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    • Re: I have a date Friday night with a black woman.
      Posted 10/12/2017 04:46 PM - Hide
    • Have a nice time. My thoughts and prayers are with you bro.

      HIV/AIDS, Genital Herpes, Chlamydia, Human Papillomavirus Infection, Hepatitis, Chancroid, Trichomoniasis, Genital Warts, Gonorrhea, Bacterial Vaginosis (BV), Syphilis, Scabies, Pubic "Crab" Lice, Mucopurulent Cervicitis (MPC), Molluscum Contagiosum, Lymphogranuloma Venereum (LGV)
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    • Re: I have a date Friday night with a black woman.
      Posted 10/12/2017 05:05 PM - Hide
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      Have a nice time. My thoughts and prayers are with you bro.

      HIV/AIDS, Genital Herpes, Chlamydia, Human Papillomavirus Infection, Hepatitis, Chancroid, Trichomoniasis, Genital Warts, Gonorrhea, Bacterial Vaginosis (BV), Syphilis, Scabies, Pubic "Crab" Lice, Mucopurulent Cervicitis (MPC), Molluscum Contagiosum, Lymphogranuloma Venereum (LGV)

      SPREAD DEM DISEASES OUT!
      \
      ;sheboon;
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    • Re: I have a date Friday night with a black woman.
      Posted 10/12/2017 05:17 PM - Hide
    • SHEBOON NIGGER :thumbdown:
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    • Fscking Moron
    • Re: I have a date Friday night with a black woman.
      Posted 10/12/2017 06:02 PM - Hide
    • So basically you entered some kind of sweepstakes and you came in dead last.
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    • Re: I have a date Friday night with a black woman.
      Posted 10/12/2017 06:03 PM - Hide
    • When the weave comes off your ass kicking is only seconds away. Stay alert.
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    • Re: I have a date Friday night with a black woman.
      Posted 10/12/2017 06:08 PM - Hide
    • WhoreMonger69 posted:
      She's a civilian, not a prostitute. I met her in Target on Monday.

      I was shopping at Target, picking up a few random household items, and she was in the aisle with coffee makers. At first, I could only see her from behind, and she had a really nice body so I walked down her aisle to get a better look.

      I reached for a French Press right next to her and excused myself, and she turned to me and gave me a nervous laugh and big smile and said something like, "Sorry I'm lost in my own world here". Her face was decent enough to look at, but her body was outstanding and she has perfect teeth and no ghetto accent at all. Early 30s I would guess, about 5'9", thin, mocha skin, long shiny black hair.

      She was holding one of those really cheap little individual coffee makers and I told her she needs to try a French Press. Much better experience.

      We had a brief conversation about coffee and the fact that she needs a new coffee-maker at work, very close in a nearby office park. I introduced myself, and then said, "Can I ask you a personal question?" "Yes". "Are you single?" "Yes."

      I took out my phone and said, "Me too. Let me take you out some time."

      She started laughing and said, "You don't mess around!" I just held my phone and looked her expectantly. She gave me the digits and I texted her right there with my name. She looked at her phone and said , "Got it".

      I then excused myself, shook her hand, and told her it was nice to meet her.

      Monday evening I texted again to say it was nice to meet her. She responded immediately with "likewise". I called back right away and asked her if it's a good time to talk. She said yes, and we had a few minutes of chit-chat to get to know each other. I asked her out to dinner on Friday and she accepted.

      I feel rusty, but I've still got it.

      YO!

      Good for you.

      Ignore the cunts on this bored.

      There is such a thing as a good looking black woman with strength of character. I've met a few and, unfortunately, they were married. Otherwise, I would have been all over them like a cheap suit.

      Hope your date goes well and she proves to be a great gal.

      ;smileycoffee;
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    • Re: I have a date Friday night with a black woman.
      Posted 10/12/2017 06:14 PM - Hide
    • Oddly enough, I have a date with a woman for the night of Black Friday, Nov. 24. It's like you and I lead parallel lives.
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    • Re: I have a date Friday night with a black woman.
      Posted 10/12/2017 06:22 PM - Hide
    • GET IT MONGER!
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    • Re: I have a date Friday night with a black woman.
      Posted 10/12/2017 06:27 PM - Hide
    • There is a black chick at my gym with a great body. I have always avoided them because of the EXTREMELY HIGH RATE OF STDS. The rate is off the charts.

      But this chick, she wiped down all her equipment carefully before she used it with paper towels and the cleaning solution they have. She might be kind of germaphobic. If so, its a go. I'm still nervous about it though.
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    • Re: I have a date Friday night with a black woman.
      Posted 10/13/2017 02:44 PM - Hide
    • Black women love to date white guys. (White guys are perceived to pay for dates, will eat black pussy.) Having a black woman respond to a minimally passable white guy is as hard as shooting fish in a barrel.
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    • Re: I have a date Friday night with a black woman.
      Posted 10/13/2017 02:47 PM - Hide
    • Preg! Preg! Preg!
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    • Fscking Moron
    • Re: I have a date Friday night with a black woman.
      Posted 10/13/2017 02:48 PM - Hide
    • . posted:
      Black women love to date white guys. (White guys are perceived to pay for dates, will eat black pussy.) Having a black woman respond to a minimally passable white guy is as hard as shooting fish in a barrel.
      Black guys don't like to see black women with white guys, though. They may worry about that.
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    • Fscking Moron
    • Re: I have a date Friday night with a black woman.
      Posted 10/13/2017 02:56 PM - Hide
    • it's a setup.
      maybe if she worked at target...

      she will show up, but around the corner will be two thugs who rob you and she will pretend to also be a victim.

      You are being setup.
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    • Re: I have a date Friday night with a black woman.
      Posted 10/13/2017 03:26 PM - Hide
    • . posted:
      Black women love to date white guys. (White guys are perceived to pay for dates, will eat black pussy.) Having a black woman respond to a minimally passable white guy is as hard as shooting fish in a barrel.

      I am definitely punching above my weight class here. I don't know her exact age, but I'd guess she's about 20 years younger than me, and is willing to go out with me based only on my confidence and the fact that I dress well. And probably because I'm white and she has certain perceptions. I don't know.

      I'll keep you nerds updated.
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