• `BREAKING: As its iphone users reach for lube, Apple slaps their hand away, whispers softly in their ear "Take it raw, bitch!"

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    • Local milk person
    • Re: `BREAKING: As its iphone users reach for lube, Apple slaps their hand away, whispers softly in their ear "Take it raw, bitch!"
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    • lol me have jitterbug flip phone.
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    • Re: `BREAKING: As its iphone users reach for lube, Apple slaps their hand away, whispers softly in their ear "Take it raw, bitch!"
      Posted 08/25/2017 04:00 PM - Hide
    • is $1k a lot? I drop that more than that on liquor.
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    • Re: `BREAKING: As its iphone users reach for lube, Apple slaps their hand away, whispers softly in their ear "Take it raw, bitch!"
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      is $1k a lot? I drop that more than that on liquor.

      It is for gamers that spend $10k on a rig to play in their basement.

      Most iPhone users don't have Macs. Or expensive computers.
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    • Re: `BREAKING: As its iphone users reach for lube, Apple slaps their hand away, whispers softly in their ear "Take it raw, bitch!"
      Posted 08/25/2017 04:27 PM - Hide
    • Chump change. Getting 2.
      :snob:
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    • Local milk person
    • Re: `BREAKING: As its iphone users reach for lube, Apple slaps their hand away, whispers softly in their ear "Take it raw, bitch!"
      Posted 08/25/2017 04:32 PM - Hide
    • without lube is exactly how we like it!
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    • Re: `BREAKING: As its iphone users reach for lube, Apple slaps their hand away, whispers softly in their ear "Take it raw, bitch!"
      Posted 08/25/2017 04:32 PM - Hide
    • Apple has a rental program where you can get a new phone every time a new one is released. That way the poor in this thread can afford.
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    • Re: `BREAKING: As its iphone users reach for lube, Apple slaps their hand away, whispers softly in their ear "Take it raw, bitch!"
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      without lube is exactly how we MGTOW like it!
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    • Re: `BREAKING: As its iphone users reach for lube, Apple slaps their hand away, whispers softly in their ear "Take it raw, bitch!"
      Posted 08/25/2017 04:35 PM - Hide
    • Apple donates money to the well known "hate group" the Southern Poverty Law Center.

      There is no phone in the known universe that is worth spending 1k on. The people who buy these things must be truly devoid of any semblance of intelligence.
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    • Re: `BREAKING: As its iphone users reach for lube, Apple slaps their hand away, whispers softly in their ear "Take it raw, bitch!"
      Posted 08/25/2017 04:45 PM - Hide
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      YeahI get it. Upgrade the software to force a hardware upgrade. That's about where my phones at its a HTC 510, old as fuck but I don't have any apps on it, because I just call and txt, a little porn, you know the basics. I'll probably get another one soon my screen takin a Shit but I won't spend any more than another $50 on that one either. Funny cuz I don't have a problem spending 1k-5k on a new rifle but a phone....

      I'd say Apple is guilty of using software to force hardware upgrades. Snap, Failbook, Twatter, etc... not so much.
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      Posted 08/25/2017 04:47 PM - Hide
    • Third poster in thread (besides Spiro and the "Macs is fer Fags" aspie). :lol:
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    • Local milk person
    • Re: `BREAKING: As its iphone users reach for lube, Apple slaps their hand away, whispers softly in their ear "Take it raw, bitch!"
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      Apple donates money to the well known "hate group" the Southern Poverty Law Center.

      There is no phone in the known universe that is worth spending 1k on. The people who buy these things must be truly devoid of any semblance of intelligence.

      :thumbup:
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    • Re: `BREAKING: As its iphone users reach for lube, Apple slaps their hand away, whispers softly in their ear "Take it raw, bitch!"
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      Apple donates money to the well known "hate group" the Southern Poverty Law Center.

      There is no phone in the known universe that is worth spending 1k on. The people who buy these things must be truly devoid of any semblance of intelligence.

      I'll be getting one.

      But.. I write iPhone code.
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    • Re: `BREAKING: As its iphone users reach for lube, Apple slaps their hand away, whispers softly in their ear "Take it raw, bitch!"
      Posted 08/25/2017 04:56 PM - Hide
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      I'd say Apple is guilty of using software to force hardware upgrades. Snap, Failbook, Twatter, etc... not so much.

      Well there apps need to be up graded to run on the new software/hardware and as time goes on there less and less backwards compatible. So yeah fagbook, twitshit and all the others are guilty of it too. All the CEO's and boards of directors of these tech company's have stock in each other and work to endlessly put out new Shit to take your money. Other wise we would still be using a highly upgraded version of win 95.
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    • Re: `BREAKING: As its iphone users reach for lube, Apple slaps their hand away, whispers softly in their ear "Take it raw, bitch!"
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      Apple donates money to the well known "hate group" the Southern Poverty Law Center.

      There is no phone in the known universe that is worth spending 1k on. The people who buy these things must be truly devoid of any semblance of intelligence.

      That sucks, but look at who's running the company.

      I use my iPhone and my Android phones for work. I have no qualms about purchasing either phone.
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    • Re: `BREAKING: As its iphone users reach for lube, Apple slaps their hand away, whispers softly in their ear "Take it raw, bitch!"
      Posted 08/25/2017 05:04 PM - Hide
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      samsung galaxy 3 here. works great. two years old, going strong. full day's use, no charging needed. retail price: 75.00

      Galaxy 4 here! Works like a charm.
      Got it for free from an acquaintance who bought Samsung 8 as soon as it came out.
      But the punchline is this:less than a week later some nigger on the subway stole it on her first day in Europe :lol:
      Almost felt bad for her. Almost.
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    • Re: `BREAKING: As its iphone users reach for lube, Apple slaps their hand away, whispers softly in their ear "Take it raw, bitch!"
      Posted 08/25/2017 05:08 PM - Hide
    • Look, it's never going to be cheap to own the very best technology. You want the best? You're gonna have to pay for it.

      Now, let's get something crystal clear: We're talking about an iPhone. We're NOT talking about a crappy Android phone. No one in their right mind should pay more than $99 for ANY android phone.
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    • Re: `BREAKING: As its iphone users reach for lube, Apple slaps their hand away, whispers softly in their ear "Take it raw, bitch!"
      Posted 08/25/2017 05:26 PM - Hide
    • Stop triggering the apple fags.

      But it's the greatest company in the WORLD!
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    • Re: `BREAKING: As its iphone users reach for lube, Apple slaps their hand away, whispers softly in their ear "Take it raw, bitch!"
      Posted 08/25/2017 05:37 PM - Hide
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      Is there a reason Apple charges so much for its products? There all made at the and place in China right? They only cost about $10 after import right? So $1000 for a phone is beyond ignorant. Why would any one in there right mind spend that much for a phone? It's a phone! I had my last phone for 11 years abd the phone company said they were gonna shut that Shit of if I didn't buy a new one so I got the cheapest one that had $50, that was 2 years ago. Why does every one seam to think buying a new phone every year is necessary? Not being sarcastic here I'm seriously trying to understate what everybodys malfunction is.
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      The kids waste money on electronics the way you do on guns & ammo. Any other questions
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    • Re: `BREAKING: As its iphone users reach for lube, Apple slaps their hand away, whispers softly in their ear "Take it raw, bitch!"
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      Apple products are for losers.

      :nono: Google products are for losers.
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    • VP_Spiro_T_Cheney posted:
      Samsung: phones banned from commercial airliners for safety reasons, CEO on his way to prison

      Apple: world's most valuable and profitable company

      :nono: Samsung did fix the burning phones with the S8 family.
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    • Re: `BREAKING: As its iphone users reach for lube, Apple slaps their hand away, whispers softly in their ear "Take it raw, bitch!"
      Posted 08/25/2017 05:56 PM - Hide
    • If you own an iphone you suck cock by choice.
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    • Re: `BREAKING: As its iphone users reach for lube, Apple slaps their hand away, whispers softly in their ear "Take it raw, bitch!"
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      Apple donates money to the well known "hate group" the Southern Poverty Law Center.

      There is no phone in the known universe that is worth spending 1k on. The people who buy these things must be truly devoid of any semblance of intelligence.

      I'll be getting one.

      But.. I write iPhone code.

      Heh Same. It's the best, for the best.
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    • Re: `BREAKING: As its iphone users reach for lube, Apple slaps their hand away, whispers softly in their ear "Take it raw, bitch!"
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      If you own an iphone you suck cock by choice.

      Look in the mirror when you say that. You'll find the mirror mounted on the closet door.
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      :shatner:
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