• What an anti-climax. I went to bed last night (8 hours earlier than you yank RETARDS) expecting that something might happen in

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      • Local milk person
      • Posted 08/13/2017 04:10 AM - Hide
      • Charlotsville, Virginia because of the declared state of emergecy. BUt when I woke up and came on here to get a News update, FUCK. ALL. ABsolutely FUCK ALL has happened.

        BIG FUCKING DEAL.

        WHat a total nothing burger.

        :winner:
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      • Re: What an anti-climax. I went to bed last night (8 hours earlier than you yank RETARDS) expecting that something might happen in
        Posted 08/13/2017 04:29 AM - Hide
      • Dan D Lion posted:
        When I was a kid one of my aunts was really fucking hot, so us kids called her Auntie Climax.

        Your aunt was a 10 cent crack whore. I once fucked her ass so hard that it literally split her anus. I laughed and threw her an extra 5 bucks. She squirmed in agony on the floor in a puddle of blood but was grateful because it meant she could buy an extra crack rock.
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      • Re: What an anti-climax. I went to bed last night (8 hours earlier than you yank RETARDS) expecting that something might happen in
        Posted 08/13/2017 04:29 AM - Hide
      • You shouldn't be surprised. Any time people here start posting "It has begun", you know nothing is going to happen.
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      • Re: What an anti-climax. I went to bed last night (8 hours earlier than you yank RETARDS) expecting that something might happen in
        Posted 08/13/2017 04:31 AM - Hide
      • . posted:
        Your aunt was a 10 cent crack whore. I once fucked her ass so hard that it literally split her anus. I laughed and threw her an extra 5 bucks. She squirmed in agony on the floor in a puddle of blood but was grateful because it meant she could buy an extra crack rock.
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        Quite possibly there's something wrong with your brain.
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      • Re: What an anti-climax. I went to bed last night (8 hours earlier than you yank RETARDS) expecting that something might happen in
        Posted 08/13/2017 04:32 AM - Hide
      • Dan D Lion posted:
        . posted:
        Your aunt was a 10 cent crack whore. I once fucked her ass so hard that it literally split her anus. I laughed and threw her an extra 5 bucks. She squirmed in agony on the floor in a puddle of blood but was grateful because it meant she could buy an extra crack rock.
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        :snob2:

        Quite possibly there's something wrong with your brain.

        And her anus... Touche.
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      • Re: What an anti-climax. I went to bed last night (8 hours earlier than you yank RETARDS) expecting that something might happen in
        Posted 08/13/2017 04:34 AM - Hide
      • Dan D Lion posted:
        When I was a kid one of my aunts was really fucking hot, so us kids called her Auntie Climax.

        When I was a kid one of my Aunts married a guy with a dotter. She was a couple years older than me. When I was 15 I used to cut school so and spend the day having sex with her in the back of her car.
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      • Re: What an anti-climax. I went to bed last night (8 hours earlier than you yank RETARDS) expecting that something might happen in
        Posted 08/13/2017 04:38 AM - Hide
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        When I was a kid one of my Aunts married a guy with a dotter. She was a couple years older than me. When I was 15 I used to cut school so and spend the day having sex with her in the back of her car.

        Must have been a rather comfortable back seat.
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      • Re: What an anti-climax. I went to bed last night (8 hours earlier than you yank RETARDS) expecting that something might happen in
        Posted 08/13/2017 04:42 AM - Hide
      • Dan D Lion posted:
        . posted:
        When I was a kid one of my Aunts married a guy with a dotter. She was a couple years older than me. When I was 15 I used to cut school so and spend the day having sex with her in the back of her car.

        Must have been a rather comfortable back seat.

        she had one of those old 80s Buick Regals. Tons of room in the back. IIRC she paid $600 for it.
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