• If you are a director, and the two actors you have to pick from are Tom Cruise and Nicholas Cage, who do you pick?

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      • Russian hacker
      • Posted 07/17/2017 03:12 AM - Hide
      • I think you have to go with Cage, because he's a little less fucked up than Tom. Not much less fucked up, but, at least he will eventually follow directions, while Tom will be busy fucking things up on the set.
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      • Re: If you are a director, and the two actors you have to pick from are Tom Cruise and Nicholas Cage, who do you pick?
        Posted 07/17/2017 03:14 AM - Hide
      • Cage can't act anymore. He isn't a box office draw in the least. He is now somewhat scary looking.

        Cruise is still hot. Who cares if he is fucked up, all Hollywood types are.
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      • Re: If you are a director, and the two actors you have to pick from are Tom Cruise and Nicholas Cage, who do you pick?
        Posted 07/17/2017 03:17 AM - Hide
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        Cage can't act anymore. He isn't a box office draw in the least. He is now somewhat scary looking.

        Cruise is still hot. Who cares if he is fucked up, all Hollywood types are.

        Neither one of them can act. They both just read lines. So its a dead wash there.

        As far as Cruise being hot, no he fucking well isn't. He's got that look in his eyes like he is contemplating whether your ear would taste better raw, or sauteed in truffle oil.
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      • Re: If you are a director, and the two actors you have to pick from are Tom Cruise and Nicholas Cage, who do you pick?
        Posted 07/17/2017 03:18 AM - Hide
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        Neither one of them can act. They both just read lines. So its a dead wash there.

        As far as Cruise being hot, no he fucking well isn't. He's got that look in his eyes like he is contemplating whether your ear would taste better raw, or sauteed in truffle oil.

        Most people would disagree with you. I mean he is hot at the box office still. Yuo = gay.
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      • Re: If you are a director, and the two actors you have to pick from are Tom Cruise and Nicholas Cage, who do you pick?
        Posted 07/17/2017 03:19 AM - Hide
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        Most people would disagree with you. I mean he is hot at the box office still. Yuo = gay.

        If you are going to the box office to see Tom Cruise, you DEFINITELY have homo-erotic tendencies.

        :flaming: <--- not sure which one you are.

        Want to meet the guy who will be looking after you in the afterlife faggot? :666:
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      • Re: If you are a director, and the two actors you have to pick from are Tom Cruise and Nicholas Cage, who do you pick?
        Posted 07/17/2017 03:52 AM - Hide
      • Nicholas Cage. I'd do him when he's 70.
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      • Re: If you are a director, and the two actors you have to pick from are Tom Cruise and Nicholas Cage, who do you pick?
        Posted 07/17/2017 04:55 AM - Hide
      • The only reason to cast Nicolas Cage is if you're looking to sell Ex-Lax. EVERY FUCKING MOVIE he is in he has a 10-15 minute montage of constipated expressions. I don't get why people bother with his movies, the moment I see he's in a movie I just don't bother.
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      • Re: If you are a director, and the two actors you have to pick from are Tom Cruise and Nicholas Cage, who do you pick?
        Posted 07/17/2017 05:01 AM - Hide
      • Cage is box office poison. Cruise is still a draw. The numbers don't lie.
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      • Re: If you are a director, and the two actors you have to pick from are Tom Cruise and Nicholas Cage, who do you pick?
        Posted 07/17/2017 10:58 AM - Hide
      • Yup, Cruise over Cage.

        Cruise had a great run, but is starting to show his age. He's doing well with his producing too. Cage obviously needs a top director to curb his hammy over-acting and get a good performance from him, which was possible in the past.
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      • Re: If you are a director, and the two actors you have to pick from are Tom Cruise and Nicholas Cage, who do you pick?
        Posted 07/17/2017 11:00 AM - Hide
      • Are we sure Tom Hanks or Johnny Depp are not available?
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      • Re: If you are a director, and the two actors you have to pick from are Tom Cruise and Nicholas Cage, who do you pick?
        Posted 07/17/2017 11:05 AM - Hide
      • There are no bad actors only bad directors, it was once said!
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