• What motto do u live your life by?

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    • Local milk person
    • Re: What motto do u live your life by?
      Posted 07/16/2017 02:29 PM - Hide
    • When in doubt whip it out
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    • Ottomon
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    • Re: What motto do u live your life by?
      Posted 07/16/2017 02:38 PM - Hide
    • Only a moron lives his life by a motto.
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    • Local milk person
    • Re: What motto do u live your life by?
      Posted 07/16/2017 02:45 PM - Hide
    • GAS THE KIKES, RACE WAR NOW
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    • Local milk person
    • Re: What motto do u live your life by?
      Posted 07/16/2017 02:52 PM - Hide
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      If there's grass on the field, play ball.
      Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed.
      Old enough if there's fluff on the muff.
      Old enough to go to the store, old enough to get bred.
      Old enough to crawl, old enough to ball.
      Old enough to pee, old enough for me!

      ;akinsthis;
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    • The.Coz
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    • Re: What motto do u live your life by?
      Posted 07/16/2017 02:54 PM - Hide
    • Either we fuckin or I'm fuckin.
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    • Local milk person
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    • Local milk person
    • Re: What motto do u live your life by?
      Posted 07/16/2017 03:06 PM - Hide
    • Take a shit every morning no matter what.
      and, prepare to die.
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    • Local milk person
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    • Local milk person
    • Re: What motto do u live your life by?
      Posted 07/16/2017 03:17 PM - Hide
    • An eye for an eye
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      :schlomo:
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    • Local milk person
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    • Local milk person
    • Re: What motto do u live your life by?
      Posted 07/16/2017 04:07 PM - Hide
    • BANEOFLIBCUNTS posted:
      Don't do anything that you'll be ashamed of in your later years.

      Abandon your fear; fight with all your heart against those who would do you wrong.

      And Stick To Your Guns.

      And deny, deny, deny that you're a homosexual no matter how obvious it is to everyone.

      Do you still live by that one?
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    • Local milk person
    • Re: What motto do u live your life by?
      Posted 07/16/2017 04:09 PM - Hide
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      Mine is:

      Can't win, don't try.

      IF IT FLIES, FUCKS, OR FLOATS, RENT IT.
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      :hammertime:
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    • Local milk person
    • Re: What motto do u live your life by?
      Posted 07/16/2017 04:09 PM - Hide
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      And deny, deny, deny that you're a homosexual no matter how obvious it is to everyone.

      Do you still live by that one?

      Yes.:archieluxury:
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    • Local milk person
    • Re: What motto do u live your life by?
      Posted 07/16/2017 04:10 PM - Hide
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      Ejaculate at least four times every day.

      You must be under age 40. Trust me, that's not even an option for us old-tards. :sadwave:
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    • Avid Golfer.
    • Local milk person
    • Re: What motto do u live your life by?
      Posted 07/16/2017 04:11 PM - Hide
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      Ejaculate at least four times every day.

      You must be under age 40. Trust me, that's not even an option for us old-tards. :sadwave:

      38. Getting there. But I've always been a horny little shit.
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