• What would I need to do to become a bagger?

      • .
      • Fscking Moron
      • Re: What would I need to do to become a bagger?
        Posted 06/03/2017 04:37 PM - Hide
      • HydeParker posted:
        Other than obsessing about people's political affiliations all time...

        TIA-TIA

        Hydie-P

        Quit sucking dick and get a job.
        \
        ;pepebagger;
      •   [ Quote ] | [ Quote All ]
      • .
      • Fscking Moron
      • Re: What would I need to do to become a bagger?
        Posted 06/03/2017 04:41 PM - Hide
      • Figure out how to get Alzheimers or dementia. The rest will come naturally. :lol:
      • Permalink
          [ Quote ] | [ Quote All ]
      • .
      • Fscking Moron
      • Re: What would I need to do to become a bagger?
        Posted 06/03/2017 04:44 PM - Hide
      • Use your common sense & don't work from your emotions.
      •   [ Quote ] | [ Quote All ]
      • .
      • Fscking Moron
      • Re: What would I need to do to become a bagger?
        Posted 06/03/2017 04:45 PM - Hide
      • HydeParker posted:
        Then how would I watch Fox News?

        Fox news is mostly liberal these days anyway... it's also infested with Neo-cons & never-Trump'ers

        Only Tucker is worth a damn.
      •   [ Quote ] | [ Quote All ]
      • .
      • Fscking Moron
      • Re: What would I need to do to become a bagger?
        Posted 06/03/2017 04:58 PM - Hide
      • . posted:
        Figure out how to get Alzheimers or dementia. The rest will come naturally. :lol:

        I used to BBQ and use a lot of aluminum foil. one night I was looking at everything on the grill and went, " WTF AM I DOING!" that was the last time I used aluminum foil. Aluminum is directly linked to Alzheimer's. so is the aluminum in some deodorants. :thumbup:
      •   [ Quote ] | [ Quote All ]
      • .
      • Fscking Moron
      • Re: What would I need to do to become a bagger?
        Posted 06/03/2017 05:06 PM - Hide
      • HydeParker posted:
        What would I need to do to become a bagger? Other than obsessing about people's political affiliations all time...

        TIA-TIA

        Hydie-P

        Try to get your IQ up to 3 digits.
      •   [ Quote ] | [ Quote All ]
      • .
      • Fscking Moron
      • Re: What would I need to do to become a bagger?
        Posted 06/03/2017 05:17 PM - Hide
      • Toss your dignity and compassion for others out the window for starters.
      •   [ Quote ] | [ Quote All ]
      • .
      • Fscking Moron
      • Re: What would I need to do to become a bagger?
        Posted 06/03/2017 05:46 PM - Hide
      • Suspend disbelief.
      •   [ Quote ] | [ Quote All ]
      • .
      • Fscking Moron
      • Re: What would I need to do to become a bagger?
        Posted 06/03/2017 05:56 PM - Hide
      • . posted:
        I used to BBQ and use a lot of aluminum foil. one night I was looking at everything on the grill and went, " WTF AM I DOING!" that was the last time I used aluminum foil. Aluminum is directly linked to Alzheimer's. so is the aluminum in some deodorants. :thumbup:

        :bullshit:
      •   [ Quote ] | [ Quote All ]
      • chiefs jersey
      • Fscking Moron
      • Re: What would I need to do to become a bagger?
        Posted 09/20/2017 09:53 AM - Hide
      • I simply had to thank you very much once more. I am not sure the things that I would've undertaken in the absence of those solutions revealed by you on such a topic. Completely was the frightening scenario for me personally, however , considering your well-written style you processed that took me to weep over gladness. I am thankful for this assistance as well as pray you find out what a powerful job you are carrying out instructing men and women by way of your web site. I am sure you've never come across any of us.
      •   [ Quote ] | [ Quote All ]
      • Beaver Stretcher
      • Fscking Moron
      • Re: What would I need to do to become a bagger?
        Posted 09/20/2017 09:55 AM - Hide
      • HydeParker posted:
        Other than obsessing about people's political affiliations all time...

        TIA-TIA

        Hydie-P

        A brain.
      •   [ Quote ] | [ Quote All ]
      • Re: What would I need to do to become a bagger?
        Posted 09/20/2017 10:43 AM - Hide
      • Study History.
        Do the opposite of your DNC daily marching orders.

        Understand that all political decisions should be in favor of the Constitution and our Citizens.

        Understand if you become a "bagger", you're thought of as once being affiliated with the " tea party" that was denied tax exemption by the IRS (Lois Lerner), and demonized by democrat run TV and print media.

        Understand you were once feared by the above mentioned because you had no tea party leaders. You were actually part of a Citizenry that was forming all across America by Citizens who were fed up with government and democrat run TV & print media.
      •   [ Quote ] | [ Quote All ]
      • .
      • Fscking Moron
      • Lord.Zomglol
      • Fscking Moron
      • Re: What would I need to do to become a bagger?
        Posted 09/20/2017 11:56 AM - Hide
      • 1) Add at least five servings of lead-based paint chips to your daily diet to get rid of those excess IQ points.
        2) Limit your news intake to Fox, Drudge, Breitbart, and the like. Avoid any sources that don't agree with what you already believe.
        3) Train yourself to yell "hoax!" and "fake news!" when anyone mentions facts you don't want to hear.
        4) Buy a large number of guns.
        5) Get fat.
        6) Get a pick-up truck, the biggest one you can find.
        7) Practice using terms like "faggot" and "nigger" until you feel thoroughly comfortable with them.
        8) Practice misspelling words and putting apostrophes in the wrong place until it becomes second nature.
        9) Practice starting lots of words with a capital letter for no reason and believing that it makes your writing look authoritative.
        10) Cultivate a chip-on-the-shoulder resentment of women.
        11) Convince yourself that anybody who looks different from you, or behaves or thinks differently, is an evil enemy who has no business speaking out or being in the US or even existing.

        It's a lot of work, but if you can master these steps, you'll be well on your way to baggerhood.
      •   [ Quote ] | [ Quote All ]
      • Join the discussion - There is no registration required!

      Name: (Optional)
      Save
      Photo: (Optional)
      Message: (0 / 16,384 chars)

      If you want to embed media, just paste YouTube, Vimeo, Twitter, Instagram, Vine, Liveleak, Imgur (IMAGE or GIFV) links and they'll auto embed.
      Pro tips: Click the angry emojis for popular emoticons/fomotes. Check the trending fomotes for new fomotes.