• Well gonts went to a strip club for the first time ever

      • Posted 04/21/2017 08:20 AM - Hide
      • And I must say it was very lack luster to say the least. My friend begged me to go and I finally caved in and we went, we did some coke in the car and went in and got some drinks, there wasn't a lot of people there. The music fucking sucked it was either hip hop or really shitty 80's sounding instrumental dance music.

        My friend bought me a dance from this lady that came out (she was hott) but I didn't understand her costume, it was a bra and thong but the backside of the thong had a stick pointing up, like a tail or something with this flashy colored ribbon / tassle hanging from it..

        did i mention the music sucked? the music that she came out to sounded like this http://vocaroo.com/i/s03GmZLIVG4L real repetitive and annoying, like who picked that shit?

        So she was giving me a lap dance except she's barely sitting/rubbing on my cock because of the stupid stick/tail deal so I grab it and try and move it up so its not hitting me in the cock, and she starts screaming "don't ram it in me" and evidently the stick wasn't only on the outside of the thong it went through the other side and was actually up her ass, i was like wtf? It was kinda awkward and the few people there were looking at me like i was some kind of trev

        anyways... anyone here ever been to a strip club before and what was your experience like? good or bad?
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      • Fscking Moron
      • Re: Well gonts went to a strip club for the first time ever
        Posted 04/21/2017 08:21 AM - Hide
      • Now get a hepatitis test you fucking infected SKANK.
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      • Fscking Moron
      • Re: Well gonts went to a strip club for the first time ever
        Posted 04/21/2017 08:39 AM - Hide
      • krozthecat posted:
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        Now get a hepatitis test you fucking infected SKANK.

        why? I didn't have sex with her. Just got a lappy

        You mentioned drinks. Which implies fluids entering your body, via your mouth.

        Now google how hepatitis is transmitted. I'll wait...
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      • Fscking Moron
      • Re: Well gonts went to a strip club for the first time ever
        Posted 04/21/2017 08:42 AM - Hide
      • Went one time tripping on mushrooms. Was highly disappointed. Shitty music and only 1 of the skanks was hot. If i want to be teased i can look at porn for free.
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      • Fscking Moron
      • Re: Well gonts went to a strip club for the first time ever
        Posted 04/21/2017 08:45 AM - Hide
      • OP, back in your homeland they are known for doing donkey shows.
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