• The weirdest offer I've ever seen on Craiglist -- guy's offering to rent part of his bed

      • Jock_Sniffer
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      • Posted 03/20/2017 07:02 PM - Hide
      • That's right -- PART of his bed: :eek:

        https://anchorage.craigslist.org/sha/6031443388.html

        . posted:
        Bed for rent (Anchorage)
        I have for rent on a daily, weekly or monthly basis exactly 2/3rds of a King Sized Malaysian Mango wood bed. The reason I am renting the left hand 2/3rds is....

        I sleep on the right hand side and take up around 14 inches of bed. The wife crawls over her side and snuggles up and steals my side. Between the two of us we only occupy 1/3rd. The rest is occupied by the dog and cat.

        The dog will move to my feet if asked.

        If you can get the cat to stay off the bed I will reduce the rent.

        Let me know.

        Females preferred. Especially friendly females. Even multiple friendly females. Especially... Yea this means not you guys.....
        No children in the bed, especially if you say you will make them sleep in the closet if having kids in the bed creeps me out.

        No contact information is given, so I wonder if the ad is authentic. :shrug:
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      • Re: The weirdest offer I've ever seen on Craiglist -- guy's offering to rent part of his bed
        Posted 03/20/2017 08:07 PM - Hide
      • Jock_Sniffer posted:
        No contact information is given, so I wonder if the ad is authentic. :shrug:

        No responses yet.
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      • Re: The weirdest offer I've ever seen on Craiglist -- guy's offering to rent part of his bed
        Posted 03/20/2017 08:43 PM - Hide
      • Gruntled posted:
        Jock_Sniffer posted:
        No contact information is given, so I wonder if the ad is authentic. :shrug:

        No responses yet.

        I sincerely hope no one is stupid enough to actually respond to the ad. But no one has ever gone broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people. :rolleyes:
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      • Re: The weirdest offer I've ever seen on Craiglist -- guy's offering to rent part of his bed
        Posted 03/20/2017 09:01 PM - Hide
      • The weirdest offer I've ever seen on Craiglist -- guy's offering to rent part of his bed #1


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      • Re: The weirdest offer I've ever seen on Craiglist -- guy's offering to rent part of his bed
        Posted 03/20/2017 09:03 PM : Edited 03/20/2017 09:03 PM - Hide
      • Jock_Sniffer posted:
        That's right -- PART of his bed: :eek:

        https://anchorage.craigslist.org/sha/6031443388.html

        . posted:
        Bed for rent (Anchorage)
        I have for rent on a daily, weekly or monthly basis exactly 2/3rds of a King Sized Malaysian Mango wood bed. The reason I am renting the left hand 2/3rds is....

        I sleep on the right hand side and take up around 14 inches of bed. The wife crawls over her side and snuggles up and steals my side. Between the two of us we only occupy 1/3rd. The rest is occupied by the dog and cat.

        The dog will move to my feet if asked.

        If you can get the cat to stay off the bed I will reduce the rent.

        Let me know.

        Females preferred. Especially friendly females. Even multiple friendly females. Especially... Yea this means not you guys.....
        No children in the bed, especially if you say you will make them sleep in the closet if having kids in the bed creeps me out.

        No contact information is given, so I wonder if the ad is authentic. :shrug:

        It's a joke, :dumbass2:

        jesus christ some of you people are stoopid
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      • Re: The weirdest offer I've ever seen on Craiglist -- guy's offering to rent part of his bed
        Posted 03/20/2017 09:03 PM - Hide
      • anyone want to troll the tard?
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      • Re: The weirdest offer I've ever seen on Craiglist -- guy's offering to rent part of his bed
        Posted 03/20/2017 09:17 PM - Hide
      • Dear sir, I require 2/3 of a King Malaysian Mongoloid Bed. I can barely move so I assure you I will not take the 1/3 of the bed that you and your wife occupy.
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